Isla Fisher
Nude

Most men will remember Isla Fisher, the sweet-faced, fiery redhead, from her role as Rachel McAdams’ psychotically sexy little sister in the bawdy R-rated sex comedy Wedding Crashers (2005), but she’s been acting since childhood. A true international vixen, Isla was born in Muscat, Oman, to Scottish parents but spent her formative years in Australia, where she was a favorite on beach-bound soap operas like Home and Away. Before landing her signature role as the insane ginger trying to nab Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers, Isla appeared in the cartoon remake Scooby-Doo (2002) and the David O. Russell mindfuck I Heart Huckabees (2004). Isla must have taken a cue from her Doo co-star Sarah Michelle Gellar when it comes to skin, since she pulled the old Scooby Doo switcheroo and used a body double instead of ponying up real knockers. Still, Fisher’s turn as the redhead always ready for bed and head had us hooked. Sticking with wedding based comedies, we get some black bra and panties as she seduces Jason Biggs in Wedding Daze (2006), and a tight corset gets turned into a swimsuit in Bachelorette (2012). Even in a classy movie like The Great Gatsby (2103), Isla refused to unveil her East and West Eggs. She flashed some cleavage but nothing more as an alluring illusionist in Now You See Me (2013), and after playing Rebel Alley on Arrested Development, mixed it up in Life of Crime (2013) by going with brown hair and taking her top off while sunbathing. No matter how much we begged, she never gave us a treat by rolling over to show us her puppies. Gal Godot taught Isla the wonders of woman on woman kissing in Keeping Up With the Joneses (2016), but we didn’t even get an unfiltered butt shot in The Beach Bum (2019). Up next Isla’s going to be playing a reporter who gets help from her fairy godmother in Disney’s Godmothered (2020). Obviously there won’t be any nudity in that one, either. Bippity, boppity, booooohhh! Since 2010 she’s has been married to the frequently naked and always funny Borat (2006) star Sacha Baren Cohen. We’re stage five clinging to the hope that his penchant for nudity rubs off on Isla, so we can rub one out to her!